... Probably because I think it's funny.
Anyway, so I had a dream last night. Don't ask me how it started, because I don't remember. The upshot was that we (I'll get to who 'we' consisted of in just a moment) were in some house. It appeared that a party was going on. People were dancing. Yes, dancing. Weird. Doubly weird when you consider that I don't dance. At all.
Something bad was about to happen - I don't know what. My guess is that the enemies, whoever they were, were about to attack, right on the hour. The clock started chiming.
And then we set off a time bomb that froze time! Everyone stopped moving, except for us who had set off the bomb (don't ask me how, as I have no idea).
Now, who was 'we', you ask?
(1) Me. (2) Thorin Oakenshield. (2) Loki (3) Sif (the dark-haired Asgardian girl from Thor, if you don't remember) (4) Iron Man/Tony Stark
Somehow, light would reverse the time bomb, so we had to hurry to get whatever we needed to get before we ran out of time. (Apparently, the reason why time reversed the light bomb was because of e = mc^2, even though I know that's not what the equation means. *headbang*) I'm not sure if I was with Tony Stark (who was my age... weirdly enough...) rummaging through Albert Einstein's stuff or if it was me and a random person rumamging through Tony Stark's stuff.
Then my cousin showed up. I'm not sure why. He wasn't really there to help. He was weirdly dressed.
"Nice shoes," I said.
"Oh, they're Skeezers," he said.
My brain is weird. I don't even want to know if Skeezers are real are not.
And then I woke up, so I have no idea what happened!!!
I think this ranks up there with my Benedict-Cumberbatch-is-Sauron-and-his-fortress-is-made-out-of-LEGOs-and-looks-like-a-heavily-fortified-modern-high-school-complete-with-vending-machines dream. I always have weird dreams, but these were spectacularly weird.
They're funny, though, which is why I try to remember them. XD
In Pace Christi,