Bible Quotes Apply to Anything... Anything.

"God blessed them and said to them, 'Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.' "

However, my latest favorite is this gem from Catholic Anime:

"Whoever digs a pit will fall into it;
 if someone rolls a stone, it will roll back on them."

Ahahahaha. Accurate Bible quote is accurate! Currently I have this picture as the first one that pops up on my screensaver. I haven't gotten tired of it yet. XD

Also, since they just posted this one in time for Friday and it's still Friday here (and also since I'm in a Yu-Gi-Oh! mood again and I have a soft spot for Kaiba):

I like one of the comments someone made on this: "Looks like Kaiba activated his Lenten trap card! I'm not sure if Yugi is going to be able to counter this one!"

Some of my other Yu-Gi-Oh! favorites from Catholic Anime:

HOLY MIND CRUSH!

Yami's hair is particularly distracting here... I really have no idea how he gets it to do that. It's also apparently natural. O.o Anyway, I always thought he and Yugi made more friendship speeches than Tea/Anzu ever did, but maybe that's just me.

Hmm, I've been thinking about rewatching the series. Maybe I should keep a running tally. That is, of course, after I get out of Season 0 of the manga where Yami is setting everyone on fire.

Someone's comment: "RELIGIOUS QUOTES ON MOTORCYCLES!"

Graceful Charity!

And now for one of the best of them all:

The comments always make it better:

"I activate my trap! LOGICAL FALLACY!"

"Anathema sit."

"It's time to D-D-D-D-DEBATE!!!!"

"Every time someone says a heresy, the most appropriate way to solve it is by playing a children's card game."

"I play my change of cheek!"

"HEART OF THE CARDS, GUIDE ME!"

Ahahaha.

In Pace Christi,

Elyse

A Collection of Humorous Trivia

...Obviously, I've trawled the depths of FailBlog once again...

If Bilbo had attempted to explain what had happened to him when he was separated from the rest of the Company. Yeah... in hindsight, he was better off not even trying.

Oh, 'The Trouble with Tribbles'. I really need to find this one and watch it. The set people purposely kept dumping more and more Tribbles on Kirk/William Shatner, since they were sick and tired of his full-of-himself attitude. I've seen the clip. They just keep falling on him. And then a final Tribble falls down and hits him on the head. LOL.

How can you not tell the difference? Spock has pointy ears, for crying out loud, and Kirk doesn't!

Somebody who works at this story has a sense of humor, is all I can say. XD

I especially like the shark balloon. XD The glasses are a nice touch, as well.

Oh, definitely.

Considering our experiences with an iMac, I'll stick with WALL-E, thank you very much.

The little tractor that could. "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can... I thought I could, I thought I could, I thought I could, I thought I could..."

Does anyone else remember that book?
In Pace Christi,

Elyse

A Glorious Mishmash of Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, and Some Other Stuff

Yes, the Other Stuff is important and must be billed. Or, in other words, I have found the geek section of FailBlog and am now supplementing my fandoms with funny pictures and other good stuff. Heaven knows I do not need to get on Tumblr. It's a black hole, filled with captions. I do not need to go there...

Does the light side have chocolate chip cookies? That's the most important question.

This is LEGO's and so it is automatically adorable. (How is Darth Vader held up?? With invisible tape???)

I do not remember him from Goblet of Fire. Granted, I watched that movie all of one time and probably had no idea who David Tennant was at that time. But now I know the rest of the story and can appreciate this.

I also have that gif of the Doctor from which that last picture is taken. :)

Now I will think of this every time. HEADCANON ACCEPTED!

It has a point. (Are the two second-from-the-right pictures from Game of Thrones? The guy on the bottom looks vaguely familiar and I can think of nothing else.)

R2D2 appears in Star Trek Into Darkness. Betcha didn't know that, did you?

Now this is pumpkin carving taken to the next level!

This explains everything. Grumpy Cat has millions of clones and they inhabit the Daleks.

Incidentally, our paper ran a short article on Grumpy Cat today. Apparently, her real name is Tardar Sauce (sic) and she is now advertising for Purina. Or something like that. I was astonished that they had actually found the real Grumpy Cat, but also weirdly delighted. Yay Grumpy Cat!

At first I was inclined to be offended, and then I saw, "EXCOMMUNICATE," and started giggling. Catholics do have the best sense of humor.

I'm also surprised that the 'cardinal' Daleks are wearing birettas. I'm even more surprised that the 'pope' Dalek is not wearing the three-layered tiara, but rather an ordinary (if white and bejeweled) miter. Go figure.

Mishmashes of music with any of my favorite fandoms are always acceptable. However, just know that '9/8' and '7/8' are not actually called compound time and complex time. They're generally called... just '9/8' and '7/8' time. Surprise, surprise.

Still laughing hysterically over this one. I have such a weird sense of humor. I am also one of those weird people who laugh instead of groaning at bad puns...

In Pace Christi,

Elyse

Oh, No - I Found Star Trek Pictures!

Time for another fandom to invade my blog!

Firstly, I'd like to admit that I can't decide if I like Spock or McCoy better. I mean, how do you choose? Logic has its appeal... but on the other side you have Karl Urban. I mean...

*cue Gollum voice* "That's not fair."

That reminds me. I need to revise my list of things to do when I finally get to sit down and watch the reboot (Amy... I'm counting on you...). (1) Cheer every time McCoy is on screen. (2) Count the number of times Spock says the word 'logic' or any derivative thereof. (3) Count all the lens flares! (4) Squee over Chekov's cuteness. Because, "I can do zat!" is the most adorable thing of all time.

Yes, I found that clip. Let me see if I can find it again...

Adorable. Adorkable, yes, maybe. But mostly adorable. You just want to squeeze him and pat him on the head and take him home with you.

Um... I think it's actually technically spelled 'Khan', but we'll let it slide this time...

This will never not be funny.

Look! It's both Kirks!

I sense an epic crossover fanfic in the making...

 

It's good to see that they have that whole condescending Vulcan eyebrow thing down to a science, isn't it? XD

 

I need to stop picking up fandoms. I have enough as it is. They're eating up my life. Time to find something to do slightly more constructive...

 

In Pace Christi,

 

Elyse

I'm Officially A Trekkie Now

I blame you, Amy. I blame you so much.

So I watched The Wrath of Khan Monday night. I am not at all ashamed to admit that I cried a bit at the end. My goodness... right to the feels. If Blogger would load gifs (it hasn't been doing so for me lately), I would put up the gif of Pippin crying that says: # WHY WAS I GIVEN EMOTIONS

Because that's how I felt. Gah.

In the meanwhile, I found a cool video in honor of Leonard McCoy. The jury's still out on whether I like Spock or McCoy better - Spock is logical and has pointed ears (c'mon, all fangirls love pointed ears) and McCoy is Southern and no-nonsense. McCoy is also Eomer in the reboot, which only ups the awesomeness factor 1000x.

One bad word, just to warn you. On the plus side, it has the lyrics, which are always helpful in learning a new song. This one has a really catchy beat.

I still blame you, Amy.

And, to further show you what I've been up to, here are the bloopers from Star Trek 2009 (as the fans have sort of taken to calling it). I have learned a few things from it: (1) Zachary Quinto appears to have flubbed his lines a lot. (2) There was a lot of dancing on set. (3) J. J. Abrams apparently plays the drums on his microphone. (4) Karl Urban is still awesome.

In Pace Christi,

Elyse

Multifandom Funny Stuff

Is 'multifandom' even a word? ...Hmm. I doubt it. Well, I have just coined it. Feel free to use it now as you like.

Not sure what the platypus has to do with anything... At least I can confidently identify the Doctor, the Supernatural crew, and (of course) John and Sherlock. I even know that it is the Tenth Doctor. Haven't I learned so much, Amy?

And it is all your fault. XD

Now, presenting: If Sherlock Went To Hogwarts

 

For some reason I can't get the picture to enlarge. Well. The source appears to be yourpotterlock on Tumblr but I cannot say for sure as Internet Explorer has decided to not let me open any new tab. It's rather cruel that way.

 

 

All you need is something about playing Solitaire on there and you will have me in a nutshell. Okay, I don't cry that much. But it gets there.

 

Martin Freeman dancing in Buckingham Palace, apparently.

 

 

 

 

And now presenting:

 

| Sherlock's disregard for furniture is wonderful.

 

| | Wait, this is not normal? I thought this was how everyone used furniture.

 

| | | THE FLOOR IS LAVA, JOHN.

 

I don't even know what I am doing anymore here.

 

In Pace Christi,

 

Elyse