Showing posts with label Failblog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Failblog. Show all posts

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Fulfilling My Duty To Spread Humor Through FailBlog

Therefore, have another batch of amusing pictures:


I love how official-looking that placard is...



Reports of "Cowabunga!" cannot be confirmed or denied.


Bonus points for that flip.


I vote for the entire chemistry faculty at my school to wear this shirt.



I think it's a definite improvement.


Because it's not a real fail until somebody loses a shoe.


We chemists and our sense of humor... Bonus points if you get it.


Always remember what Pippin said: "Short cuts make long delays!"

Ahahaha. I've had my good laugh for today. The idiots in the world have one useful purpose that way.

In Pace Christi,

Elyse

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Oh, Look, FailBlog Again

But, see, there I am among my own kind - the geeks!



I have a lot of pity for Tuxedo Mask, who always got the short end of the stick, to tell the truth. Apparently, they're doing a new anime for Sailor Moon. Hmm....

Sounds like a new opportunity to stretch my snarking muscles. XD

In Pace Christi,

Elyse

Monday, March 31, 2014

Why I Love FailBlog

Here are some recent funnies from FailBlog to prove my point:






Her last name was apparently Crisipi, too, as if the whole situation could not be more surreal. I cannot believe that bacon was wasted in such a manner. Devoted to such an evil cause... the horror.


I must applaud the efficiency of this mopping technique.


Now that's just awesome. I would never have the dedication to do all that. Especially not the patience.


I think a lot of people would actually but this...

In Pace Christi,

Elyse

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Some More Funnies


Really? Balloons? What do they have against poor, innocent balloons? This is very hateful and discriminatory of this museum. I think a protest needs to be staged.


There has to be a warning for this???!!! What is the world coming to?

Life just works that way, doesn't it?



Poor, poor Stormtrooper...

Science jargon. Now you know everything you need to know.


Bribing the spiders... hmm... we have not tried that yet. We shall file that tidbit away for future reference, in case we are reduced to such an extremity.


True story. I sort of lay there and glare at it. It is evil.


Fortunately, I have never done this. At least, I have never involved the dog. The dog is too stupid for tea parties, anyway.


Modern parenting for you. You have to start the kids early on these things, so they can learn the complex ins and outs while their brains are still young enough to develop the neurons. Y'know?


Awww... look! It's Master Chief and Mini Master Chief! D'awww...

For some reason, that really is cute. :)

In Pace Christi,

Elyse

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Who Else Feels Better After Some Random Pictures?

I do. It helps. De-stressing in non-destructive ways is a good thing. I am a firm believer in humor as a de-stressing technique. Funny pictures constitute humor. Therefore, funny pictures are a good de-stressing technique.

There. My logic is infallible. XD

Let's start with some squirrels.

 
 
 
 
I wish I had that teacher.
 
Actually, I did have two chemistry teachers my second semester who were that awesome. (To demonstrate, the Friday before spring break, when about 12 out of the 72 people in the class showed up, my teacher for lecture took us outside to the courtyard and we SET BALLOONS ON FIRE.) In fact, their combined awesomeness is pretty much the reason why I changed my major to chemistry.
 
Of course, I do not have either of them now. :( And one of them is retiring after this year. His awesomeness shall be deeply missed.
 
 
Tony Stark/Iron Man would also make an awesome teacher, although I'm not sure what exactly we would be learning or how much of it we would learn. I doubt we would become experts in thermonuclear astrophysics overnight. But perhaps we could take a few basic classes, like Electronics 101, Building Power Suits In Caves Out Of Scraps 201, and Sarcastic One-Liners 211.
 
And awesomeness would be had by all.
 
 
 
Why, yes, I do think so.
 
Is this proof that software designers actually do have a sense of humor, buried deep underneath the strata of sadism that compels them to design computers the way they do? Perhaps we shall never know for sure.
 
 
Why, yes, I rather think so again.
 
 
 
Once more, ladies and gentlemen: why, yes, I rather think so.
 
 
Now this is a teacher with a sense of humor. Gotta love those teachers. They're always my favorites, even when they go an assign a huge paper for you to work on while you're trying to study other subjects for tests and the like...
 
 
 
Creative nutritional label!
 
 
I would be worried. Very worried. In fact, I might not get on the plane at all.
 
 
This is very true. The desks that you have to swivel up and over to write on them are especially annoying, particuarly when they have different mechanisms from building to building. You couldn't just buy one type of this desk?
 
 
Oops is right.
 
 
 
 
 
Finally got one of 'em! They've been scurrying around all day!
 
 
 
Every store and office needs this sign!! XD
 
 
 
And now we know how raisins are made. The little men - ant-men? miniature gnomes? What are we to call this diminutive folk? - take out their equally tiny compressors and squeze all the uice out of the grapes. Where the juice goes, I do not know. Perhaps they siphon it away to feed their dying civilization underneath the counter? Perhaps they are merely paid to do this?
 
It is fascinating to consider the possibilities.
 
 
 
Well, there are. Sort of. It's just they don't apply all the time, so they might as well not even exist.
 
Gah.
 
And don't even get me started on our alphabet or our spelling. It's atrocious. I'm really glad English is my native language because I would never want to learn it otherwise!!!!
 
 
 
Oh, yikes. Do people think toilets are magical garbage disposal units and that they can just flush everything down it with no ill effect? The mind boggles...
 
I pity those poor plumbers who had to deal with this stuff!
 
In Pace Christi,
 
Elyse