Showing posts with label DoS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DoS. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Smaug, Sherlock, & Pterosaurs

So, guess who got a DVD copy of The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug yesterday.


So I decided to continue my "Nerd Problems" series in honor of Smaug.

Confession time: I did not actually think those exact words when I first saw Smaug. Actually, I thought this: "Oh my gosh! He looks like an azhdarchid pterosaur! AWESOME!!!"

The better-informed nerd paleontologist afficiandoes on TVTropes, however, have stated that Smaug's body design is more reminiscent of an ornithocheiroid pterosaur, so I will follow their lead. Nevertheless, 'azhdarchid' is an infinitely cooler word than 'ornithocheiroid'. The Persian word for 'dragon' beats the Greek for 'bird hand' any day. Also, Quetzalcoatlus northropi is an azhdarchid, which makes that genus 20% more awesome.

Also, I found this highly amusing picture while looking up large pterosaurs:


That's right. Some artist seriously took the time to compare Arambourgiania philadelphiae to Sherlock. Sherlock Holmes, of Sherlock, played by Benedict Cumberbatch. Seriously. They even drew his purple scarf! I could hardly believe my eyes when I saw it. "Surely not," I thought. "They wouldn't actually put Sherlock in a pterosaur diagram."

Nevertheless, I clicked on the image to enlarge it. Sure enough, it was Sherlock. I immediately knew I had to blog it. (Don't believe me? Go to the Wikipedia article.)

Since I've seen so many fanart of Smaug wearing Sherlock's purple scarf, it seemed only appropriate that these pictures should end up in the same post together.

Also, they are not 'pterodactyls'. That refers only to the members of one specific type of pterosaur. The name for all prehistoric flying reptiles is pterosaur - Greek for 'winged reptile'. Get your facts straight, people.

Yes, it bothers me every time I see 'pterodactyl' misused now.

In Pace Christi,

Elyse

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Smaug - No and Yes



Me watching An Unexpected Journey for the first time. This is definitely not Smaug.


THIS is Smaug.

In Pace Christi,

Elyse

Relatively Non-Spoilery DoS Impressions


1. Bombur is all sorts of awesome, even if he never says a word. The barrel sequence should put that beyond all doubt. Also, he proves Gimli correct when he says in The Two Towers: "We Dwarves are natural sprinters... very dangerous over short distances."

2. I am officially in love with Erebor's technology. What we see of it can't be in prime condition but it's still capable of working. Take that, Smaug.


3. Smaug is the best cinematic dragon of all time, hands down. THAT VOICE. And a good percentage of it isn't even effects - it's just what Benedict Cumberbatch was able to do with a microphone. He poured everything he had into bringing this dragon to life, and it shows. Let's give him all the credit not just for the voice acting but for the motion-capture as well.


4. Martin Freeman is Bilbo. 100% of the time I forget that it's acting. He's just that believable as Mr. Baggins. It's amazing to watch him play Bilbo as the Ring begins to affect him and Smaug toys with his mind. Utterly amazing.


5. The same thing goes for Richard Armitage as Thorin. Watching Thorin begin to be affected by the gold fever/dragon sickness is heart-breakingly painful. There And Back Again is only going to be worse in this regard. Gah.


6. If you don't love Bard and his family to bits, I'm not sure what's wrong with you. For a character who gets introduced at the last minute in the book and gets very little characterization, they've done excellently with him. He rungs rings around the Master of Laketown's spy network and helps the Dwarves even after he's argued with Thorin (and made some pretty valid points, at that).


7. Legolas was awesome. He's also strangely hilarious. The absurd look of mixed jealousy and big brother overprotectiveness as he watches Tauriel speak to Kili in the dungeons sealed it. Also, his fight with Bolg. For the first time in five movies, Legolas is injured. It's just a bit of dizziness and a nosebleed, but it's still the first time he's been injured. All he ever got in LOTR was a bit of dirt on his face. And his reaction was priceless, too: he stared at his own blood and you could just see that everything became personal for him with Bolg, like, "You do NOT make me bleed my own blood."


8. I was pleasantly surprised at how much I liked Tauriel. She was very much what I would picture a Sylvan Elf to be like. In fact, if they had cut out Thranduil's suggestion that Legolas likes her, made the healing scene with Kili a bit shorter, and possibly removed Kili's feverish, "Would she ever love me?" I would have absolutely no problem with her and probably would praise her despite her non-canonical status.

If you're gonna give us girls a role model character, at least don't bog her down with romantic subplots. Sheesh.

Even so, the threatened Kili-Tauriel love story wasn't really what we all feared it to be. It was actually really sweet and platonic. They expressed curiosity in each other and each other's races. She sympathized with his promise to return home safely to his mother because she has lost her own parents (not stated directly in the movie, but mentioned in various interviews).


9. NEEDS MORE FILI. I've been saying that since AUJ and I'll continue to say it. Must Kili forever overshadow his awesome older brother. (C'mon, Kili, quit hogging the spotlight...) However, Fili's endless arsenal of knives was hilarious to watch. The Elves couldn't find them all, hahaha.

And Fili finally did it. When Thorin tells the injured Kili to remain behind in Laketown, Fili protests, arguing that he'd carry Kili up the mountain himself if he had to, but that they wanted to see the halls of their fathers. Thorin tells Fili, "When you are king, then you will understand," and Fili is just like, "No, sorry, uncle. My place is with my brother," and says behind in Laketown with Kili.

*cries pathetically over Durin family feels*

Also, Bofur waking up after being drunk under the table at about that point was hilarious. XD Gotta love Bofur. Hope we get to see one of Jimmy Nesbitt's daughters splash water on him in the Extended Edition...

10. I don't have any pictures of Beorn, but he was a real One-Scene Wonder. His roar is enough to scare off Azog and his hunters. Some serious awesomeness going on there.

Also, the Necromancer vs. Gandalf. That and Smaug are worth the price of admission alone.

Gah, I wanna go see it again so badly!!!

In Pace Christi,

Elyse

Friday, December 13, 2013

Just Saw DoS


I'll post more when I'm coherent.

In Pace Christi,

Elyse

Thursday, December 12, 2013

The Road Goes Ever On And On

...whether we want it to or not...









...But it seems old age has caught up with me...

Pardon me while I go bawl in a corner somewhere...

In Pace Christi,

Elyse

The Cast of DoS









Tomorrow, people. Tomorrow. I'm counting down the hours.

In Pace Christi,

Elyse

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Does This Song/Poem Have a Name Yet?

Fellow Ringers, we need to come up with a name for this one! If it has gifsets on Tumblr, it needs a name, especially since Bard shall apparently recite it in DoS.







We can always be very unimaginative and call it 'Bard's Song'...

In Pace Christi,

Elyse

Monday, December 2, 2013

DoS Cast


100 Extra Geeky Points to whomever can name every single character and actor!!! XD

I win.

In Pace Christi,

Elyse

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Air New Zealand Strikes Again!


WATCH IT. Seriously, you must watch it. It's just as funny as their 'An Unexpected Briefing' in-flight safety video from last year. If you remember, that one had a cameo by Peter Jackson.

This time, look for Dean O'Gorman, a native Kiwi, being... well, himself in this video. Also, there's narration by Sylvester McCoy (a.k.a., Radagast) at the end.

Apparently, one also does not simply walk into Mordor. One takes flight NZ8233, gate 43. XD

WATCH IT!

How many more days is it now until December 13th?


In Pace Christi,

Elyse

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

A Few More Posters

Because I'll blog 'em as long as the advertising team keeps 'em coming. These have been out for a while, so I just picked my favorites out of this set. (Yes, this was the set with the horribly photoshopped Bilbo, so I'm not discriminating against our favorite hobbit here. Just against the photoshopping.)


It's pretty much the same as the French poster, but with a different background. After all, there's only so many different poses of Gandalf with a sword that you can do.

 
Has anyone done a meme of, "The majesty is over 9000"? If not, someone needs to do it. Because reasons. Reasons of majesty.

And now, for a bonus, two more promotional images, one of majesty and the other of fabulousness (ahahaha):



We actually get to see more of Thranduil's clothes here. I like this pose much better over the one that seems to dominate marketing. Here he looks more real, more dangerous, more Elven... more Thranduil, I guess, than the old image that's being used everywhere. Also, since I can't take the fabulous part of him seriously (*snerks*), my reaction to this image was more along the lines of, "Wow, cool!" than hysterical laughter.

I do try to collapse into hysterical laughter more often than not. It helps keep the shameless fangirling away. I am still, after all, on my crusade to be a sane fangirl, even if DoS is doing its level best to beat sanity and patience both out of me.

ONE MONTH, PEOPLE. ONE MONTH.

In Pace Christi,

Elyse